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So instead of doing something along the lines of Gency, also realizing that.. If i have to re-photoshop literally every photo with her like this then it’s going to take me ages. So whatever photoset i plan on, i might redecide to make it somewhat more
hinaxnaru: “That was genjutsu… Then, what was that stuff with Hinata? Were those my memories? No, they weren’t regular memories… It was like dreams mixed with memories… So does this mean that for Hinata, I also…” His face reflexively
All these fucking emotionally erratic updates. Hussie does this all the fucking time. He gives us the saddest shit from out of the blue. Then he suddenly updates with something so fucking hilarious that it’s confusing. It’s like, NO YOU HAVE
lanaanne14: “Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther… . And then one fine morning—So
blazexkeys: I still remember it as if it were yesterday. How I got to know him. He was that weirdo back then. But he is a weirdo I owe a lot. A weirdo that has always been there for me, no matter what. … And that weirdo I love so much. He is the reason
piratesherlyholmes: polarbearsarebrilliant: Just a quick few sketches that I wanted to turn into a gif of Sherlock smoking… each one took about 15-20 minutes to paint, so the whole thing took about an hour or so :) …I think I’ll probably try
ivalisian: i was all hell yeah let’s doodle some explicit lady porn because there’s like none of it in the tag but then it just didn’t happen. it’s still porn though so that’s at least 60% i’d say
And then you built a machine so that all the other dogs gain consciousness, too, and you take over the world and enslave humanity, but then your favorite human becomes sick, and you decide to spare no cost to have him cured, even if it could cost you
veronyak: morty-c137-smith: aqua-the-rock: homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY HE LOOKS SO AMAZING Daw I
why is this even an issue like yeah they were in it. if you think thats great then thats cool. if you dont who cares. there. thats it.
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
onewhoturns:mockiatoh:themauvesoul:Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable.
shingeki-no-nononono:thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periodsAt first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
zusty4: ignobler: zusty4: nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang: When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend Or…..I’m just no ones type :) You are so fucking my type it hurts, so thats not true. Then no ones type who actually
hoodleehoo: basically… i… ship eren/armin in like. a ‘so overwhelmed with shonen emotions that they do something kind of gay and then are so confused about it’ way!?!?!??!? AHHHHH
cookiekhaleesi: I kept telling myself I wasn’t going to watch that freaky titan anime that was so popular on tumblr and then somehow I ended up marathoning it all in one night. WHOOPS
transarmin: if anyone ever tries to t ell u ur trans* headcanons for snk are shit bc theres no way they could transition in that universe just remind them that people fucking turn into giant monsters and that if the giant monsters are possible then so
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
pandanoi: Then again, this is not what I should be doing x___D Adult versions of Jean, Eren and Armin ♥ I imagined that Eren would wear bite marks around his hands and arms, I know those should heal and all, but I liked to think he had to do that so
putawaythefairytales:It’s not… visited, Prior. By who? It is from you, what else is it? Something else.That’s crazy. Then I’m crazy.No, you’re - Then it was an angel.It was not an - Then I’m crazy. The whole world
That moment of burning shame when you find middle school fanfiction
divinedeckerstar: Honestly the lucifer soundtrack is so fucking good, like, I was already crying over the scenes and then you go and throw in some sad-ass-quality music??? Amazing.
oh cool, you want to last minute cancel on me because you’re tired and then ask me to hang out tomorrow night. let me just cancel all of my social engagements so that you can get high by yourself and get on grindr.
the-dark-is-cold-becuz-im-dead: fenbitch: nitidusorca: lascocks: bricksandivy: So today in class we learned that when the female clown fish dies, the male mate will change its sex and then reproduce with its own children so to keep passing on its
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
tanknaka: achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that
so that’s a “no” on the movie then, yeah? just wanted to make sure. no no, this is a fine option.
pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels when the Minao drama CD summary came out. But now we can focus on the sweet, fluffy things, right? Like the fact that we’re gonna get to hear Aoba and Mink living together more. We get more
magicbb8ball: the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto
Do you ever want to buy clothing/an outfit but then realize that it’s out of character for you so you have no idea where or when you would wear it?
milko-vichy: I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re
Dave Abbruzzese once played a hour and forty five minute show and was immediately rushed to the hospital afterwards because he thought he was having a heart attack, he then found out that he’d been having a major panic attack the whole show. Dave
oh-layne: then-a-demon-came-to-him: ”Even though the themes on the Mad Season record might be dark, it’s a dark beauty and people connect with that because everybody has walk through darkness at some point. It’s part of being a human being but
vintage-kisses: Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads
cateyama: *sees an art style* That’s so cool. I want to have that art style. That’s the best style I’ve ever seen. I should try and practice that. Then my art will be cool. *sees another art style* That’s so cool. I want to have th
2-shane-s: I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
satanismy-bitch:vintage-kisses:Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for
shingeki-no-nononono:thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
2-shane-s:I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
earthnation: im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of
c2oh: i dreamed i was walking someone to the stationery store and then I somehoe led them into the afterlife so that was really something. then I dreamed I was a mouse trying to break into the ice cream parlor but there was no ice cream.
idontdrawshitanymore: homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY I’ve seen this before and it makes me so happy but
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
so I’m putting off reading books 5&6 of the walking dead because I could finish them both tonightand then I’d only have one more to readbefore I have to wait for book 8 like everyone else.and I don’t think I can do that.
Is it just me or do people remember ex-friends and think, “Ahh, thank goodness I’m no longer friends with that cunt.”?
Fan: When we first watch Supernatural we thought “he is really handsome” but then we found out that there were so much more than that, that you had so much more to offer. We think that a good actor can take you in a different place and is able not
Back At It Again
disenchantinqs:“talk about it”? hahah, no no, I prefer to internalize all my problems so they eat away at me from the inside until I’m unable to function in any way
95wonder:skunkes:No. I know this is probably just a casual commiseration but I think it’s a real and important question to ask and answer. If doing the stuff you’re expected to do everyday is super hard, then something is probably wrong.Anyone
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
spookystyrofoam: phoenixcollective: eruhamster: this show is so quality i fucking love gumball “one criticism I have is that there’s no female characters but there’s no male characters either, so it’s okay I guess”
akuicnhialic: bareback-bieber: I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?
xenainnuendoisland: First time I saw this scene, I was like “whoa, totally looks like Xena is going for a kiss there”. Then I was like “wait, Xena doesn’t really do the face-to-face hugs.” Then I figured that this is Hudson playing Xena. So
do i play sims 3 for a great game experience or play sims 4 so i can make super hot people and then exit
ok so, that one lovely person decided to then be so quirky again and asked for a notp, so now they are blocked
I JUST ROLLED IN SOME FKING TARTAR SAUCE